cheese

Cheese is another name for your period. if you are on your period, you say you are cheesing. a tampon is a cheese stick... a pad is a slice of cheese.

girl 1: hey, do you have a cheese stick?
girl 2: sorry, no, only a slice

by fenway222233 July 23, 2012

cheese licker

A swiss fella who thoroughly enjoys and takes pride in their nation's cheese. The history of the lickers has deep roots into the association of homosexuality.

The cheese lickers are often found to immigrate to the US and have issues importing their computers into the country.

Clarke: Have you heard from David lately?
Dominic: Nah, I don't really talk to that filthy cheese licker.

Clarke: God I hate when Swiss blokes non-stop yap about their country.
Dominic: Those brain dead cheese lickers never know when to shut their mouths.

by grizloy March 7, 2024

The Colby Cheese

The leftover smeg around the helmet rim after a streak of unwashing after sexual pleasure

“Hey man, are you aware you’ve got some of The Colby Cheese down your leg”

by OHB All Day May 13, 2024

cheese lid

A layer of cheese so thick that it renders the goods underneath indistinguishable.

Margy: "Ah, dang. I left the quiche in the oven too long and burnt the top. Now it's garbage."
Tony: "Don't trash it. Just throw a cheese lid on it and nobody will even know."

by sun dog March 2, 2020

kraft mac and cheese original

my favorite food

you: hey want some kraft mac and cheese original
me: y e s

by fartbulb47 June 5, 2024

cheese wings

When you perform cunnilingus while the female has a yeast infection, however, she has not douched and kept her vagina sanitary, therefore, pasty white substances accumulate along the walls of the labia minoris. To earn your cheese wings, you must eat this substance.

While you earn your cheese wings, you might be reminded of a Greek salad. Minus the tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, onion, and olives and lettuce.

by Omnivici1 March 29, 2015

Cheese Sneeze

A sexual act where a participant wets their feet and scrapes the cheese off their feet and smears it upon the other partners face

"Man I gave her a Cheese Sneeze yesterday"
"Dude wtf"

by Wyvern45 November 19, 2022