red eye stinger

When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.

1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.

2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!

by McAssNigga July 1, 2016

Red Rovers

Have you ever walked down a hallway or a staircase and seen a group of people walking side by side? I suspect you have and they are named after the children game Red Rover.

Guy 1: Why do they walk side by side in the hall?
Guy 2: Those fucking Red Rovers I hate them.

by Dank SunMan June 23, 2016

red cookie

When your girl is on her period and you wanna eat her out

Damn dude I wanna eat her red cookie.

by Red cookie May 24, 2016

partying the red sea

The act of having sex with a women when she is on her period. This primarily involves people who are very horny and/or drunk.

Brice- "Dude, I got so stoned and was partying the red sea all night."
Noah- "Same dude. I was there. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD!"
Zoë- "Yea there was.... sorry bout that..."
Noah- *shutters*

by DinoBryan May 23, 2016

Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.

"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.

by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016

red nose express

A sex position where a male motorboats a female in the Ass.

"The female got three red nose expresses last Friday".

by person_with_meanigs May 16, 2016

red lake county

Also known as the ugliest county in American and formerly known as and is sometimes still referred to, as Redneck County; people from all over Minnesota and close-by states live here. Farming? Rednecks? Few badasses? Mexicans? Canadians? They have em' all.

"Hey you're a redneck, you must be from Red Lake County!"

by WhiteRosesRed May 22, 2016