Party

A time of celebration, a random house party you showed up to or a big bash with your best mates.
But of course, it must have balloons.

Interviewer: What about that secret Tory Christmas party you had?

Boris Johnson: oh no, it wasn’t a party, it had no balloons!

Actual:
Person 1: are you going to person4’s big party tonight?
Person 2: Yes, are you, I heard they have animal balloons!

by SLimEysOcKs December 10, 2021

Penitration Party

The act of having 3 differnt men inside the vagina at once

Hey jim, how about the Penitration Party last night

by Nugget master 69 December 16, 2021

Boston Tea Party

The act of multiple men cumming and pissing in a women's mouth, ass, or vagina.

"I heard that Becky had a Boston Tea Party last night."

by Jeffrey Robbins December 16, 2021

Shithead party

An orgy in a pubic bathroom

Derived from adding SHIT found in toilets & orgies to “Hit the head", which refers to using the bathroom.

The origin of the latter phrase can be traced back to ancient sailing vessels. Sailors who needed to relieve themselves would make their way to a designated area under the HEAD of the deck.

The shithead party would have been total tits if weren’t on fish & chips day. Smelled like we were banging our way out of a warm bucket of dolphin chum. To make matters worse, the ice cream machine was down.

by Class Rot December 23, 2021

Fool's party

An alcohol-heavy party in the middle of the week for no particular reason.

-Josh you look horrible!
-Yeah I was at fool's party yesterday.

-On a tuesday? What was the occasion?

-There was no occasion. Werw you not listening? It was a fool's party

by TheHolyAtheist December 26, 2021

party hat

A Condom

It looks like you took your party hat off too soon; there was fluid on the sheets.

by JCA/Bremerton December 26, 2021

Mattress Party

A small Midwest political party lead by an anonymous individual operating under the pseudonym “Rambo”. The mattress party focuses on quality sleep and strong familial relationships. Their most popular advertising campaign parodied the popular “Make America Great Again” slogan and in combination with the popular internet meme “Netflix and chill” to create “Make Netflix and chill Great Again. Although an effective meme, MCCGA failed to promote the mattress party.

I supposed I’d describe myself as a moderate that really enjoys a good night’s sleep.

Oh, so you’re in the mattress party?

by MP Advocate May 14, 2022