Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

by KickDickem April 20, 2017

Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found

by Pillowjack April 21, 2017

jack-banana

uh

you are such a jack-banana

by jack.banana April 24, 2017

Jack Melville

A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything

Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$

Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew

by Morgun_freemon May 4, 2017

Jack bae

Big dick

I have a jack bae = I have a big dick

by Lengscious May 11, 2017

Jack

Jack is a cunty FAGGOT who likes to suck on donkey dick. He would Fight and die to protect the Liberal-Left (Of which he is fanatical member). He is the human embodiment of a chode (which are his favorite to suck on). He absolutely craves being able to suck up the sweat on your balls. He is a cock-licking, semen-snorting, ball-sucking,Neon White, Wigger, Liberal -Leftist, Faggot. (Wigger= White Nigger). GOD HE LOVES A CHODE TO LICK.

Zach: Hey did you hear? Gavin Fucked Jack in the ass lest night, and then Jack turned around and gave him a blow-job afterwards!

John: I'd believe it. He absolutely loves SJW's and giving head to men!

by xXG0d_0f_Ath3ismXx May 18, 2017

jack

a boy who is extremely ugly and smells really bad

stay away from him! hes a jack

by im a chickan May 24, 2017