go and have a shave but not your face

A derogatory way an individual calls another person hairy in parts other than their facial here.

"Hey ADAM go and have a shave but not your face"

by CHIPSANDSAUCE July 10, 2023

Going all Cardi B on her

Getting aggressive with someone for starting rumors or making rude unnecessary comments about how you parent your child/children!

Girl! Did you see Julie Going All Cardi B On Her? Lonnie should know better that to come at her as a mother!

by MamaBee73 September 8, 2018

Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway

The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.

Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up

by 💃BiaCaramelQueen🤳🏽 July 22, 2015

im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth May 9, 2018

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

by 1234Life July 4, 2022

go sex your own body

A more wordy form of "Go fuck yourself."

Man 1: "You smell like a used cum sock"

Man 2: "How bout you go sex your own body"

by Thine Lord of Pineapple December 27, 2021

the harder you go, the louder it gets

haha funny piano joke

"how is a piano used?" "well, the harder you go, the louder it gets"

by skelidaddy April 28, 2022