I can't afford to buy a light truck because of the chicken tax designed to protect us against those cheaper lightweight Japanese truck importers, so instead I'm just gonna buy a subcompact car. Why? Because they suck.
by A bugs's eyes June 16, 2022
Get the chicken taxmug. by the chicken tickles man March 25, 2021
Get the chicken ticklesmug. ( noun ) A deadly high velocity flying fat sharp beaked bird that can poke out eyes of humans. When walking it quickly pecks on the ground in search of the WOrM which is its daily meal. This creature tastes wonderful when cooked properly. Make sure it is not raw or alive otherwise consequences may be fatal.
I ate chicken last night.
by Cray Z chikenz April 25, 2019
Get the Chickenmug. by _probably_a_human_ September 14, 2025
Get the Chicken Bee Manmug. person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
by dast143235 September 2, 2025
Get the why did the chicken cross the road?mug. "Evan is a cannibal, he's a chicken nugget eating chicken nuggets"
"Yo chicken nugget, you living at McDonald's now?"
"Yo chicken nugget, you living at McDonald's now?"
by Wolfpowah May 18, 2017
Get the Chicken Nuggetmug. by Koopa1928 September 4, 2018
Get the Chicken Beatermug.