Going all Cardi B on her

Getting aggressive with someone for starting rumors or making rude unnecessary comments about how you parent your child/children!

Girl! Did you see Julie Going All Cardi B On Her? Lonnie should know better that to come at her as a mother!

by MamaBee73 September 8, 2018

im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth May 9, 2018

I won't go to sleep on you.

You will do what you say you will do!

Don't worry, I'll remember our agreement, "I won't go to sleep on you."

by Taylor Madison May 12, 2016

I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.

First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.

by Qoak October 16, 2020

go and have a shave but not your face

A derogatory way an individual calls another person hairy in parts other than their facial here.

"Hey ADAM go and have a shave but not your face"

by CHIPSANDSAUCE July 10, 2023

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

by 1234Life July 4, 2022

Let me let you go.

The thing a New Yorker says on the phone when they want to end the conversation, but don’t want to sound rude.

“Wow, we’ve been chatting for about 30 mins now. Let me let YOU go.”

by ItsTheLaw August 19, 2022