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Cat Hoe

When an animal lover (in this case a cat) makes sure to erase ALL of the scent of the neighborhood cat because they're scared their "baby" might find out you're cheating.
I PRAY I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TOO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE "MY BABY" WAKES UP OR SHE MIGHT SMELL MY CAT HOE
by Debly April 17, 2021
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u should adopt a cat lowk
by pengcatsprout November 27, 2022
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condo cat

A person, typically a female, who has spent their adolescence living in apartments or condos and continues to do so. Their world view and experience is limited to the four walls around them, and they have a personality that could be considered basic. They likely have a cat or small dog and are generally pretty clean.
I dated a condo cat when I moved to the city, but I just couldn't connect with her; she bored me. I think she's an office assistant these days.
by punkrawker April 20, 2022
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Cat

Person: *wakes up to sound of cat*
Cat: *plays piano*

Person: fuck you, rat.
by thatoneslutthott September 24, 2019
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Explosive Cat Syndrome

When you scrape a cat’s fat ass with a ps4 controller and it sprays shit on your collars shirt
Tim A cat did Explosive Cat Syndrome on me

Anthony Sorry ;)
by Ltcm anthony June 14, 2022
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Cat Walker

A racist slur used to describe white people who are REALLY white. So white that they will take their cat on a walk.
Man 1: “Look at that Cracka walkin his cat”
Man 2: “Man that’s some white people shit
Man 3: “I’m sayin bruh these cat walkers wild”
by lilnene1128 March 31, 2022
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Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
mugGet the You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the ovenmug.

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