by Smoll potato December 4, 2021
Get the Life span of cowsmug. Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.
by Shadownode January 5, 2024
Get the Degree in the University of Lifemug. Da "perpetually thirsty" King and Duke had hoped to begin living a life of luxsherry once they'd absconded with da Wilks family's fortune, but thanks to Huck, Doc Robinson, other caring townspeople, and da real Wilks brothers, all dat said "pair of low-down reptiles" ended up with was even drier throats --- not to mention emptier pockets, thanks to their "making up da deffersit" of da slightly-less-than-da-stated-total of da deceased man's gold loot by adding in virtually all of their own ill-gotten gold coins --- than they'd had to start with!
by QuacksO July 7, 2025
Get the a life of luxsherrymug. No. He did not...
Hym "Ruin his own life. Someone heard what he said and DECIDED TO DO THAT TO HIM. You're a fucking retard. Your life hinges on the whim of the mob so YOU have a vested interest in allowing them to do shit like that and I say 'Them' because, again, what did he do to himself? Did he call his own job? No? Then WHO DID IT? DO THEY HAVE A NAME? THAT IS WHO RUINED HIS LIFE."
A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"
Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."
A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"
Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
Get the Ruin his own lifemug. (motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem
If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's context commercial, it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
by Sexydimma May 9, 2013
Get the grab life by the hornsmug. FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!
FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!
FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *
FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life
FRIEND2: WTF!
FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!
FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *
FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life
by ggnoree November 2, 2021
Get the wtf-ing my way through lifemug. by choccymuncher67 November 15, 2025
Get the f my f-ing chungus lifemug.