Friends

The one thing in life that you dont have.

I dont have any friends.

by dumbxdylan January 1, 2023

A Friend In My Maretime

A person you don't know that well but still call your friend.

i talked to a person yesterday, and now he is A Friend In My Maretime

by EenBakPasta November 25, 2023

Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.

Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.

by BigTex August 14, 2012

friend

Something you don't have

friend: Hey mike how many friends do you have?
Mike: None, just like the person reading this.

by Sickzer August 13, 2019

Bookmark friend

An online friend that reminds you what page you’re on and how to move forward in the story without getting lost within 1 chapter forever

Georgia : “He’s my bookmark friend.”
Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?”
Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”

by SkrætáteOfficialGP August 10, 2021

Best friend

A person who will kill you 10 times but you are still friends

I have no best friend

by Jfghbxvnvchm July 1, 2020

Throw your friends day!

On March 10th you can throw your friends any time! Its international throw your friends day! Have fun!

Eg. Ethan: Hey bro!
Mark: What?
Ethan; It's International throw your friends day!

Mark: Oh no...
Ethan: *throws Mark*

by GuyWhoHitsTheirFaceOnTheFloor February 5, 2021