Your Mum Gay

When someone tells you that your mum is gay and that she likes men.

Person:

Lol Your Mum Gay.

Me:
:(

by Blorty Bart October 18, 2017

Gay Code

The unwritten, unspoken code of homosexuals that any homosexual is willing to have sexual relations with any other homosexual, regardless of how attractive he or she is. This may be due to the fact that are smaller amounts of homosexuals than heterosexuals in the human population, so they "take what they can get."

The code is more prominent and visible within the male homosexual community, but homosexual females also abide by it. The lack of visibility in the female group may be due to the natural instinct of all women to be uptight, bitchy, illogical, and almost always unintelligent.

"Hey, you're ugly as hell and I'm not drunk, but let's bang anyways because that's the gay code!" -gay man

by All-Knowing One August 10, 2009

Your gay is showing

When someone is acting incredibly gay, you tell them this.

Tom: Omg you should of seen this awesome top at the gap yesterday!

Joe: Dude, your gay is showing...

by CCNNKK May 31, 2009

accidental gay splooge

An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.

Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.

Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.

by stuffedpepper March 22, 2009

you gay bro?

A phrase posed as a questions by one bro to another bro to determine sarcastically or seriously question another bros sexuality. This statement may also be used as a pejorative statement to question another bros level of masculinity in a situation.

Ex. Bro (1.) "Yo bro! Go ask that bench on a date bro!" Bro (2). replies "no". Bro (1.) "You gay bro? You're not gay are you bro!?"

by themaddefiner December 3, 2013

Your nan gay

An meme-ish insult.

Person 1: "Why won't you Rush B"
Person 2: "Cause your nan gay"

by Jxnx June 1, 2018

Pick me gay

Essential the gay version of a pick me girl. Just like a pick me girl thinks they’re not like other girls, a pick me gay thinks they are not like other gays. They will shit on queer merch, songs, etc calling it cringe. They are predominantly young and white and had a very easy coming out story. Their parents give them rainbow gifts during pride and holidays and they will take that love and acceptance and shit all over it. Meanwhile poc gays and older gays watch in shock at how the pick me gays act.

I would give give Layla a bi flag key chain but they are a pick me gay and would probably just call it cringe.

by Ellielovesdina December 20, 2021