National ex day is a day where u have to talk to your ex you have to say one word to them in real life and it has to be nice
by Verjamid October 1, 2018
Get the National ex day mug.National Finger Bang Day is April 30th. Many people believe that it is merely a day to make your hand like a pistol and shoot your friends, but they are wrong. Finger banging is another word for fingering a girl's pussy, therefore this day is celebrating this sexual act.
"So any plans for tomorrow?"
"Well yeah! Tomorrow's National Finger Bang Day I'm going to get my pussy fingered all day long!"
"Well yeah! Tomorrow's National Finger Bang Day I'm going to get my pussy fingered all day long!"
by Emma0002 April 29, 2008
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Get the Slap ass day mug.John Lennon and Yoko Ono spent their week-long honeymoon in bed in room 902 of the Amsterdam Hilton, the first of their "bed-in" protests against the Vietnam war, now a days having a 'John and Yoko' day is just a brilliant excuse to spend the day in bed with someone, all under the guise of a socially conscious protest!
Woman: I won't be able to make it into work today....
Boss: Why not??
Woman: My boyfriend and I are having a John and Yoko day, it is very important to the future of world peace!
Boss: Why not??
Woman: My boyfriend and I are having a John and Yoko day, it is very important to the future of world peace!
by Babycakes76 April 16, 2009
Get the John and Yoko Day mug.1. A day that is filled with so much cleavage and/or of such great quality, that the entire quality of the day is increased. Usually for guys only.
2. Day in which you see down the shirt of your crushes blouse for the first time and is so great that the quality of the day is increased. Again, usually for guys.
2. Day in which you see down the shirt of your crushes blouse for the first time and is so great that the quality of the day is increased. Again, usually for guys.
1. Joe: "Man, my day sucked!"
Steve: "Mine would have been shity, but I had a Cleavage-tastic Day! I saw down Jessica Alba's shirt!"
2. Joe: "Dude, I had a Cleavage-tastic Day!"
Steve: "Really!?! You saw down Cindi's shirt?"
Joe: "Yes I did Steve, Yes I did".
Steve: "Mine would have been shity, but I had a Cleavage-tastic Day! I saw down Jessica Alba's shirt!"
2. Joe: "Dude, I had a Cleavage-tastic Day!"
Steve: "Really!?! You saw down Cindi's shirt?"
Joe: "Yes I did Steve, Yes I did".
by Dr. Awesome-BatCow December 9, 2008
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Get the National Pussy Day mug.On the 1st of October anyone and everyone should kick their local leprechaun to show them where they stand in the world.
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