Any Walmart.
by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022
When someone finds a boy attractive the first time they see them but then find that boy ugly when they see them the next day, this is called a Walmart boy
*In a pulic space* "Oh that guy is so cute!"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"
by istfgicantfindausername May 14, 2022
Boy: they call me Walmart boy
Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart
Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?
Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart
Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?
by Tay1117 November 7, 2019
Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
by Positive Language Contributor October 8, 2018
A fan of the Texas A&M University who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:
-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes
-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes
by Jaydigital December 19, 2017
a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.
by streborarella June 16, 2022
by $Guru April 4, 2018