Valentine's day man

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.

First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!

by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017

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Valentine's Day

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.

I hate Valentine's Day.

by old handle February 13, 2015

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Valentine Morgenstern

Literally one of the two biggest fictional aholes (the other being his son) you will ever meet.
Don't, just don't

Valentine Morgenstern? Ahole

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

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st valentines scare

1) A method to end any relationship by declaring love.

2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.

1) Alice used the St valentines scare and told john she couldn't live without him. Never seen someone run for the hills that fast.

2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"

by brutusthethird June 17, 2015

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Valentine Vision

When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine

Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision

by ThatGGuy22 February 12, 2013

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