“Hey Ellie, my girlfriend wanted to try doing conjoined twins tonight, you still up for that threesome?”
“Only if I get to be the left side!”
“Only if I get to be the left side!”
by SexGuru89 April 6, 2023

by burritoyeah October 30, 2019

Boyyy! I had me a twin header! What’s that?! I fucked a set of twins at 2:30 this morning. Then I fucked another set of twins at 10:30! Bro! You’re a beast!
by B-rizzle May 23, 2019

Twin glizzies, alternatively spelt "Twin glizzy's" refers to dual-wielding two Glock pistols of any model in both hands, though is more specifically referring to dual-wielding the fully automatic Glock-18 model of pistol. The term is most often associated with gangsters and rappers, and is commonly referenced in many rap songs. Note that although Glizzies refers to Glocks, it is sometimes also applied to reference any pistol of any variety.
Glock = glizzy
Glock = glizzy
by BlizzWitDaGlizz April 18, 2023

Donnie: That girl at the end of the bar looks pretty cute.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.
Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.
Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.
by cut the cards January 23, 2023

-"Peter has never spoken to us since first grade."
-"Why are you so astonished, he's ultimately a better twin."
-"Why are you so astonished, he's ultimately a better twin."
by Misiaczek February 28, 2019

by treeman800 January 24, 2011
