by MollyRust August 05, 2020
When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 16, 2025
by Soappyy December 27, 2019
1.Someone who is close enough to pick up your soap when you guys go into jail together.
2.Or just picking up each other's soap.
3.Or your(in the context that you are a guy) male bff .
4.Or gay.
Bromance, yo.
2.Or just picking up each other's soap.
3.Or your(in the context that you are a guy) male bff .
4.Or gay.
Bromance, yo.
1."Yo man you know the nelly guy? he my soap buddy when we were in jail. "
2."We grew up together he's my soap buddy. "
3."Arrgghh i want him to be my soap buddy so bad "
2."We grew up together he's my soap buddy. "
3."Arrgghh i want him to be my soap buddy so bad "
by DizzyDazzle March 05, 2014
1. The male version of feminine intimate hygiene products invented by Benji.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.
by l-Unicorn August 26, 2008
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by gobbleman August 01, 2022