by JB920 December 30, 2021
Get the Faster Horsesmug. The act of defecation, pooping, or taking a shit, in which the fecal matter smells exceptionally foul, similar to the smell of a rotting horse carcass.
He wanted to take a shower but couldn’t go into the bathroom because someone had just killed a horse.
by Cainblack2004 August 23, 2019
Get the killed a horsemug. Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
by TheDeadYeti February 24, 2021
Get the The Horse Churchmug. While having vaginal sex in the doggystyle position, the man, without consent, slips his penis into the woman’s anus. The woman, being shocked, kicks him away like a wild horse bucking.
Daniel was banging Beatriz last night, and he said she was so dry that he decided to slip it into her butt. Before he was even tip deep, she gave him a horse buck that sent flying across the room!
by bertrando1 March 7, 2022
Get the Horse Buckmug. Someone who lies so much, they can't even remember what the truth is, or what lies they've even told. Every breathing word from the this mouthbreather is a complete lie.
My Ex is a complete Horse Shitter - that email from her was so full of shit she couldn't even remember the lies she told.
by TotesObvi October 14, 2015
Get the Horse Shittermug. One of the most strongest god in TABS named by captain sauce. It wobbles and it's legs are like noodles. It has two variants the jouster and cavalry. It has a church/cult/following. It also has a wannabe that is stronger than the raptor. The horse also dodges arrows like it's in the matrix.
John: I worship God
Jimmy: yuck I worship wobbly horse
John: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
John: I'm interested where do I join
Jimmy: subscribe to captain and watch his TABS videos
Jimmy: yuck I worship wobbly horse
John: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
John: I'm interested where do I join
Jimmy: subscribe to captain and watch his TABS videos
by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021
Get the Wobbly horsemug. It's a phrase used interchangeably with "crank it out," and a phrase used primarily among the younger generation.
Mike: Oh crap, Jim, I totally forgot about the shit I have to do for work!
Jim: Dude, the party's in ten minutes, don't be a assclown and not be there.
Mike: I'll horse it out in eight, meet you there.
Jim: Dude, the party's in ten minutes, don't be a assclown and not be there.
Mike: I'll horse it out in eight, meet you there.
by The linguistic autistic July 18, 2014
Get the horse it outmug.