Peanut butter salad

When you take your choice of peanut butter, and spread it on your anus. Then proceed to have someone, or something, toss your salad (see toss salad).

Tossing salad is performing oral sex on the anus.

oh boy billy I love it when you eat my peanut butter salad.

by Assmaster420 July 21, 2017

Peanut Butter Angelitas

An allergic reaction to peanut butter angels

a peanut butter angel left their feather on my desk, i flared up because i have peanut butter angelitas

by yes it's me goku for life!! December 4, 2015

Chocolate Peanut Bush

"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".

It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.

Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"

Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"

by j0113y July 31, 2011

terrorist peanut butter

Hummus

"Yo Mustafa! Can I get your recipe for terrorist peanut butter?"

by Not a terrorist April 19, 2014

Peanut butter delight

Its when a man and a woman are preforming anal sex and the male is about to get their and he does one final thrust and he quickly pulls out and she starts to shit uncontrollably.

that bitch gave me a peanut butter delight

by DannyPezz December 7, 2010

Peanut butter puppy

A canine companion solely dedicated to licking peanut butter off of your genitals.

She was so ugly her only way of getting head was her trusty peanut butter puppy.

by Lilniggaboi October 14, 2019

Peanut Butter Blossom

Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.

Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.

by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011