Chocolate Peanut Bush

"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".

It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.

Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"

Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"

by j0113y July 31, 2011

peanut butter band

A musical band, usually classified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut butter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.

Here are some examples of a peanut butter band:

Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."

Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."

by Richard Cox Head March 12, 2014

Peanut Butter Spoon

A dull weapon snuck into prison while hidden in ones ass..

“Whatcha go there buddy? “

“Peanut Butter Spoon.”
(Stabs)

by JackFromKansasCity September 19, 2020

Peanut butter on a stick

When a guy puts peanut butter on his dick for a better blowjob.

Guy: You wanna some peanut butter on a stick?
Girl: Only if you buy the peanut butter.

by the hot loner August 20, 2010

Peanut Butter Angelitas

An allergic reaction to peanut butter angels

a peanut butter angel left their feather on my desk, i flared up because i have peanut butter angelitas

by yes it's me goku for life!! October 14, 2015

vegan peanut butter

Semen.

Yo, babe, you want a taste of my vegan peanut butter? Suck mah D!

by DontWorryImJewish January 31, 2017

Peanut Butter Princess

The act of spreading peanut on one’s vagina and training their dog to lick it off.

Everyone thought Janice was very sweet and attractive until word got out that during a slumber party she got out the Skippy, called her dog and claimed her title of Peanut Butter Princess.

by The Hero7 November 06, 2021