crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.

by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

finger crab

Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.

Keith: What's that on your finger?

Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab

by fingerslammer December 17, 2013

Ellen Crab

18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.

she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.

spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)

by justbackfromholiday July 13, 2009

CRAB AIDS

Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY

School today was crab aids my skillet.
Facts my brostar.

by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021

Crab arm

When a kid named Eric's arm is fucking curled up and he try's to rap but sucks ass.

Eric fisted Mr. Donovan with his crab arm while being called a retard by a gay kid named Matt.

by Dick wand June 11, 2014

Crab Holocaust

The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.

"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023

by Pickled_Penids420 March 16, 2023

Crab Dick

A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.

Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!

by Shawn Edgar October 19, 2017