by imflamin September 15, 2025

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar
Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.
by GungaDinn May 19, 2024

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a girl. See also: Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).
Girl 1: Rocky’s a scrappy tough guy, like he’s the junkyard dog bad boy of the group, and I think I could change him. Definitely fuck. Everest is super hot and a lot of fun. She can teach me how to ski and I feel like she’d keep me safe, so marry for sure. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.
Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?
Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?
Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
by CountOlaf69 October 14, 2024

Rocky is a very competitive person. someone who is a jack of al traits. Rockys are pretty handsome and very sweet but pretty short. He says what every is on his mind and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. Rockys love the spotlight he can Cant Enough of it. They are really good at making friends and pretty chill. They can be annoying at first but once you get to know them they are the best types of friends. He was a pretty bad sense of humor but he makes up of how loyal he his. If you ever get a rocky in your life don’t lose him cause if you do he’s never coming back
Jake- yo rocky pretty chill
by Watermelon44 November 23, 2021

by isskdikxdkdkxkkdkdk December 23, 2024

When you bring a prostitute home to your Indiana home and drown them in your in-door basement pool. You then allow them them to cool to the appropriate temperature before continuing your evening escapades.
I had a decent weekend. Treated myself to a taste of the Rockies. I just need to figure how I'm going to dispose of the body.
by Bob_Money May 31, 2025

by aycomidaenlacasa December 15, 2021
