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baby padding

A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring
Bob: That's your third pizza hon
Marlene: I'm working on my baby padding
by Innomine Partri May 1, 2021
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Monty’s bloody pad

A tiktoker with lots of followers he is super hot and loves dick and Monty, he is also glamrock bonnies husband
Monty’s bloody pad is a tiktok creator
by Monty’s play toy April 24, 2022
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Pad Pussy

A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020
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Padded Table

A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe
Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.
by pyrocycle October 28, 2008
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Bloody Pad

Red Bull gives you wings so a bloody mary with red bull is a bloody pad.
by Jendave January 16, 2022
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The Scratch Pad

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.
The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.
by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016
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lily pad

im sleepy.

go to ur lily pad then
by frogy.UwU April 29, 2021
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