A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring
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by Monty’s play toy April 24, 2022
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usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
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Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
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by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020
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I'm going to sit on my padded table.
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by pyrocycle October 28, 2008
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by Jendave January 16, 2022
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by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016
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