it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat
and that random hobo was me
and that random hobo was me
by B_ R_ U_ H October 29, 2021
A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.
Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."
by kdelik January 31, 2014
by jokergman March 09, 2023
The hockey act of scoring a goal and getting an assist in a single game, combined with a post-game shower beer.
Too bad he didn't get the Gordie Howe hat trick tonight. He'll have to settle for the Pat Trick with a post gamer in the shower.
by Wolfstra March 18, 2014
A masturbator.
Etymology: actions that the masturbator executes throughout the four phases of the sexual response cycle: Rub (excitement) and yank (plateau), "eeee" (orgasm), pat (resolution).
Etymology: actions that the masturbator executes throughout the four phases of the sexual response cycle: Rub (excitement) and yank (plateau), "eeee" (orgasm), pat (resolution).
Megan Fox was in the elevator when a creepy man walked in, rubbed his crotch as he stared at her legs. Then after a few minutes, he yanked his crotch, cried "eeee" as he climaxed. After he came and his buddy relaxed, he gave it a pat on the head and pushed in the center of his pants so it isn't noticable. Now every time Megan rides in an elevator, she will think of "Robin Yankee Pat".
by Nikos Demeterius March 14, 2010
This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.
by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012
by iSmithy November 02, 2019