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california driver

People that merge lanes without looking, drives 20 mph above the speed limit and thinks the road is all theirs. They get honked so much they get used to it and they also honk others that act the same as them
Fuck, I got hit by a california driver
by zuhazana August 6, 2016
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Bonita, California

An unincorporated community with about 13,000 residents, located in the South Bay area of San Diego, California. The racial makeup of Bonita was 26.9% White, 3.7% African American, 0.9% Native American, 9.6% Asian, 0.6% Pacific Islander, 13.4% from other races, and 4.9% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 40.7%. There are tons of canyons and chaparral where kids smoke weed. The wildlife contains coyote, racoon, fox, rabbits, squirrels, opossum, and skunk. It is an upper middle class area where most cartel members love to reside.
"Hey there was a shooting in Bonita, California last week."
"Bonita???.... It was probably cartel business."
by SDpimp January 1, 2013
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California Sex

A sex act in which a man titty fucks a woman with breast implants. Usually the implants are very large, spherical, and obviously a complete artifice. It is very similar to Russian Sex except the breasts are fake.
I saw this porno with a lot of California sex in it. When she remove her hands from her tits after he came, they didn't move at all.
by mechv October 21, 2012
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california allstars

A bad ass cheer program which started in ‘01 with the three sassters Tannaz, Ranna, Neda and Jeff McQueen dominating Worlds and Summit in 6 different locations.
Damn California Allstars is the program to beat.
by Cheerbitch69 June 10, 2018
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California Toothbrush

Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*
by Jvk1166z June 29, 2019
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California Yellow

When a driver comes up to traffic light that just turned red, but proceeds to go anyways.

Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.
“Dude, as I was coming over I almost got totaled by a BMW doing a California Yellow.”
by linguisticlizard January 21, 2019
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California Drop

When during porn, it is impossible to get a doggystyle shot without the guys balls blocking the view. Solved by letting the girl hold the camera. It is not mentioned, but universally known, that the California Drop Problem has vexed porn producers and watchers for years.

Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.

During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position
When the California Drop strikes:

"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*
by Dsky171 December 10, 2010
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