Benjamin Ragan

Short as fuck

DAMN HE SHORT AS FUCK bro's name is probably Benjamin Ragan

by Smaeul July 11, 2024

Benjamin

Benjamin is the best guy you can meet. If you're his girlfriend, you're the luckiest girl on earth. When you ask for chocolate, he brings you chocolate, if you go in a restaurant or to the cinema, he pays for you. For others he is quiet and maybe you think he is a nerd or something. But when you get to know him, he shows you how he really is. He is funny, loving, sexy and amazing!! He has only a few friends but he can trust them, and they can trust you. If you're his girlfriend he's gonna treat you like princess, like HIS princess.

I love you Benjamin!!

by luna3006 January 4, 2017

Benjamin

Benjamin is amazing.
No one can beat Benjamin.
Benjamin is successful
Benjamin is helpful and kind

I want Benjamin to be my classmate.

by quotely July 28, 2021

Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Benjamin

A certified chode: loud confidence packed into a bafflingly small amount of actual substance. The benjamin archetype is defined by an unshakable belief in his own dominance despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. He enters every situation with chest out, facts missing, and a speech prepared for a victory that has not occurred and likely never will. Declares himself a pimp of circumstance, conversation, or strategy, yet manages nothing beyond vibes and self-delusion. Frequently mistaken for someone “in charge” due solely to volume and audacity. Despite this, remains a lovely chump—endearing, harmless, and weirdly hard to dislike, as his failures are sincere, his confidence is pure, and his commitment to being wrong is almost admirable.

“He kicked open the meeting with pure benjamin energy—zero prep, maximum chode confidence, declared himself the pimp of the plan, got absolutely nothing done, and somehow still left smiling like he’d won.” 🔥

by jonahliss30000 December 15, 2025

Benjamin

Types of people that are misogynistic and go for looks in relationships

Racial slur towards Asian men

royce: men go to war and women belong in the kitchen

grace: stop being such a benjamin..

by xiong.editor October 15, 2025

benjamin ornelas

Is usually known as the "funny guy" of a group of people. Is very intelligent ,but often doesn't show it as much as he could. Doesn't give his all in most things in life,but when he does most of the time tops most people.

Look it's Benjamin Ornelas

by White Wall 17 December 27, 2016