Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.
Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!
by Trail head girl October 14, 2022
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Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
by Fussy Dino arms August 19, 2019
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shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm
friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'
by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 04, 2022
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rodeo shag

a rodeo shag is where the girl is on top and she is bouncing away then you say her sister or brothers name and see how long you can hold on
stunt shag or rodeo shag
by asswipe121 December 30, 2009
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Shag Drag

That depressed feeling you get when you realise that Shaggy is not the most powerful being in the multiverse as he has been canonically defeated according to Meme Scriptures.

An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”

-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy
I’m, like feeling the Shag Drag, man
by Yeetist Deakinist Monk February 18, 2019
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shagged and dashed

when you meet someone, have sex with them and leave straight after the sex is finished.
michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!

mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!
by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022
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Shag Time

When Scooby, Shaggy & the gang on the Scooby Doobie Do cartoon bring the bad guys to justice, and the meddling kids can finally relax and enjoy the victory - it's shag time...
When the Devil is on his knees begging Jesus to be his Lord & Savior, indeed we will know it's shag time...
by Daughter of Diablo February 16, 2019
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