Ranger Mile

A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.

Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."

by anonymous August 7, 2024

Rectom Ranger

The Army Rangers on Modern Warfare 2. And a funny name to call someone.

Your a rectom ranger.

by stlrsfan October 22, 2011

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. Reverse minivan

That bitch ass so tight!I had to crew cab ranger her ! Let's fist fuck this bitch

by Miss Mona February 21, 2025

New York ranger

An annoying little shit

That guy is a New York Ranger

by Screwtherangers420 June 1, 2024

United States Volunteer Rangers

A family basedScouting, Preparedness and Disaster Response Organization based in the United States that holds camping and survival events throughout the country

I caught that fish on a canoe trip with the United States Volunteer Rangers last weekend!

Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.

by angrycelt March 11, 2022

Ranger Rick

Someone who exhibit toxic masculinity traits with the authority of that of a soldier, suffering from PTSD.

Chill out with all that ranger rick sh*t

Okay ranger rick

by anonymous September 28, 2023

Anubis Rangers Mom

This is a wild specimen in which a super FAAAAT whale is able to walk on the land and reproduce, it is a very dangerous specimen and will eat every thing in a 100 mile radius if encountered

Person: OMG, is that anubis rangers mom
Person2: yes it is we are fucked
Anubis Rangers Mom: *eats everything*

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024