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One Percenter

When your phone is at one percent but that one percent ends up lasting a real long time
"Wow my phone pulled such a one percenter last night!"
by Nicki Dominates February 15, 2017
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Perverted Monks

That guy who stands way too close to you in Church.
dude1: "ow, something hard poked me..."
dude2: "Holy shit! It was that group of Perverted Monks"
by lolpiggy September 13, 2011
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Pervert

Previously a derogatory reference (Perv), coming into casual use during the 70s, for someone with outrageous sexual desires.

For example, someone who likes to watch others make out at movie theaters, a female who likes to watch other women change menstrual items, a child molester, or other disputable tastes.
When bringing a friend with them to the movies, the guy joking asks his friend if he's a pervert.

An old man answering personal ads of young women on Craigslist.

A man marrying a woman young enough to be his daughter, or vice versa.

A child molesting babysitter
A predator who is actively involved in community groups, for example churches or scouting, with the sole intention of meeting their own personal perversion.
by Urban Speaker July 15, 2015
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Pervert

Hello, I'm pervert.
by Syclozender May 14, 2021
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95 percent

The feeling you get after a long, long night of drunken debauchery. You're not hungover, but not completely hunky-dory either. Everything is not QUITE right. Telltale signs may include a mild headache, extreme thirst, and/or the desire to lay in bed all day.
Rachele: I love not being hungover!
Lauren: Yeah, me too, but after last night I'm still at 95 percent.
by notyouraveragepartygirl February 14, 2009
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nine percenter

Those people who don't quite meet up with the requirements of the 10% rule. (i.e. you have to be ten percent smarter than the object you're working with.)
"That boy is ignorant... a life long nine percenter."
by Big Tweak March 21, 2010
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fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.
The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.
by but for October 1, 2017
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