Paradice

A beautiful person

Guys look its Paradice

by Paradicejones42 May 16, 2021

parlagames

the minecraft server where the cool israelis are

1: hey dude wanna play at topstrix today?
2: ew no let's be cool and play in the parlagames
1: yea you're right

by TheHandsomeYoni May 23, 2021

Awkward Parade

noun. When one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.

Joe- Hey Steve, how was your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.

by El Holdo July 28, 2009

bipolar parade

An annual march of mentally unstable people

My husband is being a little bitch. He should be the leader of the bipolar parade.

by aruba69 June 23, 2015

Buddy Paradox

Men who call everyone "Buddy" seldom develop close friendships, especially with other men. "Buddy" is actually a smokescreen for their anti-social nature. If they keep calling you "buddy," they aren't your buddy.

I thought he might become my friend, but he was just another guy with a buddy paradox.

by Enrealment March 20, 2023

time cock paradox

A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.

"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."

"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."

by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012

i got laid parade

The act of " the walk of shame" but not feeling shameful at all

Guy: see that girl her heels are in her hand and her dress is too tight I bet she's doing the walk of shame

Guys friend : nah bro she's smiling this is her " I got laid parade ":)

by Cutiecrossbones January 30, 2016