The One joke

Any bigoted transphobic "joke" where the punchline is "i identify as..."

"uh, im not a human, i identify as an attack helicopter"-a conservative making the one joke, while pretending to be a liberal strawman

by antipeta222 July 23, 2023

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twist one

make a marijuana cigaraette. See "tool up a doobie".

My bong was at home so Fred loaned me a paper and I took the time to twist one.

by Harold Corncob March 29, 2006

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one wiper

when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.

I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.

by Merterer December 01, 2012

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Drop it on the one

A bowel movement.

I'm about to drop it on the one.

Whitney Houston said this in an episode of Being Bobby Brown.

by RayRay2009 September 02, 2009

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one-downer

This person usually will have an even story or event worse than the situation you are or have experienced. The opposite of a "one-upper"

I was telling Maria about how I wrecked my motorcyle last week and Crystal, the one-downer, proceded to explain how she was in an accident and lost her leg, punctured a lung and apparenly the hospital food was shiite and came back to life as hedgehog..

by thomas curtis June 17, 2008

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