twist one

make a marijuana cigaraette. See "tool up a doobie".

My bong was at home so Fred loaned me a paper and I took the time to twist one.

by Harold Corncob April 20, 2006

one wiper

when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.

I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.

by Merterer December 5, 2012

Drop it on the one

A bowel movement.

I'm about to drop it on the one.

Whitney Houston said this in an episode of Being Bobby Brown.

by RayRay2009 September 2, 2009

one-downer

This person usually will have an even story or event worse than the situation you are or have experienced. The opposite of a "one-upper"

I was telling Maria about how I wrecked my motorcyle last week and Crystal, the one-downer, proceded to explain how she was in an accident and lost her leg, punctured a lung and apparenly the hospital food was shiite and came back to life as hedgehog..

by thomas curtis June 18, 2008

smoke one

1.The act of smoking Marijuana.
2.Askin the question to smoke Marijuana.

1.person 1:whats really good?
person 2: chillin! Finna smoke one!

2.person 1:KJ,smoke one wit ya boy?
person 2:That's a bet!

by Kevin Jones January 21, 2005

Wog one

What's going on / Whats happenin!

person 1: Alright, wog one
Person 2: hey, not alot

by girly gurn June 2, 2008

The One Ring

Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Nine for the mortal men doomed to die
One for the dark lord on his dark throne
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, and in the darkness bind them!
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

The One Ring was forged by the dark lord Sauron to rule all of middle earth.

Names of the three Elven rings:

Nenya was given to Galadriel
Narya to Cirdan. Later given to Gandalf.
Vilya given to Gil-Galad. Later he gave it to Elrond.

by Taurauru April 7, 2004