Tall

When you are above average height. And because you’re so tall you probably skinny.

Short person: you’re so weak
Tall person: maybe so but at least I can reach the top shelf
Short person: I can reach the top shelf
Tall person: With a latter you can

by Tallmanjake November 19, 2019

Tall people named Tyler

Typically people named Tyler and/or Tyler Owens and stand over 6 ft are usually the ugliest people on earth.

You should stay away from tall people named Tyler because they are crude inside and out.

“You know that Tyler Owens fella?”
“Yeah the tall ugly one?”
“Mhm.. you know his kind are the ugliest ones..”

by henryloomis July 16, 2025

Tall Friend Appreciation Day

appreciating ur friends 5’9 and above on July 15th. they deserve some appreciation for being built like a stringbean

hey! did you know that it’s tall friend appreciation day? ask your tall friends how the weather is up there!

by jacob glndr June 25, 2022

national hug a tall person day

the day that you can hug anyone over 5,2 and they can't do anything about it

bob:*hugs Jane

Jane: why are you hugging me?
bob it's national hug a tall person day
Jane: .....your taller then me
bob: you didn't hug me first

by Demon r slender June 30, 2022

Tall blade of grass

Someone who sticks out more than everyone else. You don’t want to be this person when the lawnmower is coming towards you.

Don’t be that tall blade of grass in jail running your mouth off.

by Imalostcause May 27, 2022

Tall-nut

(Verb) The act of cumming really hard and then your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband tugs on your penis, so you jump up tall, looking like a Tall-Nut from Plants Vs. Zombies, and lots of semen bellows out of your cock, but not enough to kill you from over sperm production.

Get a load of that Tall-nut loving, weirdo!

by The Boxers Enjoyer September 26, 2023

Jod is tall

It describes someone who is generally tall and is very obsessed with working out.

“Hey Connor look at that jod is tall, he’s so masculine!”

by Hunk Gernk November 23, 2021