Michael

Gay as freak who eats his dad out
Michael eat his dad out again
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Michael

A douchbag who thinks he is better than you. Doesnt do any sports and you do, calls YOU lazy, michael is just a fucking backstabbing gossiping cunt
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Michael

Michael is stupid
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Michael

Just an overall piece of trash. A guy that sucks donkey balls at Naruto and rage quits everytime his pussy ass is perfect blocked on Dragonball.
"Bro you're ass at this game, what a Michael"
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Michael

One amazing guy, sexy and handsome, you can't get enough of him.
He makes you feel amazing. Can't stay mad at him, he makes you instantly fall in love.
I think I love Michael.
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A guy with a big dick who will make you cum in 3 seconds.
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Michael

From the bible meaning he who is closest to God.

Also can mean huge loser.
1. I found the name Michael in the bible.

2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.
by Michael Todd Rehmeyerr October 30, 2008
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