lobster sex 

John Bobbit

Hey Lorena, that was my dick you liverface!!

lobster sex by homosexual March 29, 2003

lobster

1. a small to medium sized crustacean that lives in the Ocean. Considered a delacasy, it is often thrown into pots of boiling water alive, just to get the flavor right.

2. An 18th century Brittish soldier. Called Lobster because of their distinctive red coats.

1. Man i feel like sea food toniht, how about Lobster?

2. Those Lobsters were brutal mean, but we beat 'em in the end!

lobster by Digi Koala May 13, 2005

Red Lobster 

When a man unwittingly contracts the STD crabs after having sexual relations with a menstrating woman (raggin').

You know how Bob isn't afraid of fucking chicks that are raggin'. Well, next morning... he woke up with the red lobster.

Red Lobster by Goon, Ed Dogg, & T-Wolf December 29, 2007

Lobster Fingers 

the act of inserting your finger into a menstrating womans vagina.

"Man, i got lobster fingers from that hoe!"

Lobster Fingers by Chris1234 October 9, 2005

Ghetto Lobster

A minority that doesn’t know how to swim. And is usually a drowning victim.

Back in tha day, gangs used to throw their half beaten up rivals in the water canals because they barely knew how to swim. When their bodies were discovered, their corpses were referred to as ‘ghetto lobsters’

Ghetto Lobster by Peter T. Dickinson November 8, 2018

lobsterface 

Someone who is really sunburn.

1. Look at the lobsterface, looks like they fell asleep in the sun again.

2. I was going to fuck you but you're pussy looked all lobsterface, like it was out in the sun all day, hince you were out cheating on be and someone already tore that shit up (slap).

lobsterface by The Symbol November 10, 2008

lobsterfag 

A homosexual lobster.

Are lobsterfags tastier than normal lobsters?

lobsterfag by pahoeho_ August 4, 2009