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dick kitchen

Like a Soup kitchen, A Dick kitchen is dedicated to the altering and preparing of dicks. Also used to denote that the offendee is in fact a dick.
"Dude, stop being such a dick kitchen."
by roofy November 26, 2004
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kitchen anorexia

When the kitchen is never clean enough, even if you just cleaned it this morning and there's only a small layer of dishes and food scraps that need to be cleared away. And it really bothers you.
To the point of muttering to yourself.
Roommate - "The kitchen is so dirty I can't stand it"
You - "it's really not that bad man, there's only a meals worth of dishes on the counter"
Roommate - "You're right, but it still bothers me, I must have kitchen anorexia"
by RazorsG February 2, 2017
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kitchen table

When You come home to find your wife fucking some other guy on your kitchen table.
Jerry came home to find that he had been kitchen tabled by his whore wife Tara and a greasy mechanic.
by Remy69 October 26, 2017
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kuchen

how someone pronouce 'kitchen' when totally wasteeeeed!
Atfter a drop of strawberry winecooler, Hieu called out "More from the kuchen!"
by Raindrop November 11, 2006
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kitchenary

kitchenary is a cook book, spoon, cutlery, crockery etc.
by natalie and rachel September 27, 2006
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Kitchens

A cocky, annoying young man with a cheesy accent. Most commonly from Alabama. These are quite obnoxious and if seen should be shot immediatly.
HOLY SH*T! A KITCHENS! SHOOT THAT THANG!
by Tragickillah666 October 30, 2011
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Kitchen Witch

A woman who operates a business out of her home.
My sister is a kitchen witch, she's selling her homemade candles online.
by manworm02 July 23, 2020
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