by Isaul July 07, 2017
"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."
by BigHiggins69 October 12, 2020
Damn! Did you see Jessica in our last class? I could tell she likes the substitute teacher because she had a mean water pocket.
by theogwolfpack January 16, 2017
What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.
Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"
Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"
A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.
by Mountain Club September 10, 2009
by Sebastian💀 April 03, 2019
by gnatlyhoesb May 07, 2019
Substance that makes water disappear, hence why it's Anti-water. It covers most of Egypt in a big bubble (placed by God), and it's the reason that the pyramids weren't destroyed during the giant flood. Most famous use is when Moses used it to part the Red Sea.
Moses: Yo, God!
God: What up?
Moses: I needa part the Sea.
God: Here you go homie, I just invented anti-water for you.
Moses: Thanks G!
God: What up?
Moses: I needa part the Sea.
God: Here you go homie, I just invented anti-water for you.
Moses: Thanks G!
by King of Flys April 23, 2009