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Ditch and dine

The art of ordering lobsters from kexribari and not paying
For example:
Metajouli let's go to kexribari to eat
Ok let's ditch and dine
by Lebrons third cousin May 31, 2024
mugGet the Ditch and dinemug.

ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.
That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.
by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017
mugGet the ditch jockeymug.

Freshman ditch day

I don’t have to go to school today it’s freshman ditch day
by Nobodyhbu December 10, 2021
mugGet the Freshman ditch daymug.

So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
mugGet the So I (20M) live in a ditchmug.

Ditch

- to not join friends or abandoning someone
He has decided to ditch his friends to sleep like a bitch
by Ryan garcia October 11, 2021
mugGet the Ditchmug.

ditch lizard

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard
by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024
mugGet the ditch lizardmug.

Ditch-uation

Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.
Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"
by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011
mugGet the Ditch-uationmug.

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