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by minecraftgoatttt August 19, 2021

Minecraft is for kids

A term very popular among the 7yo kids who think to be 18yo, they insult all the great ganes cause they think they look cool, they want to seem adults but actually are 6-7yo, "minecraft is for kids" is probably the most common term they use , they also say fortnite is for real men, they are also the kind if kids who on roblox call others "kid" for not having bobuk, those kids would say that piggy and adopt me are way better than the classic games

Kid: Lol noob, you play minecraft? Its for kids
Pro gamer: LMAO, then whats your age?
Kid: 18, yours must be 5
Pro gamer: lol, ur so stupid that u cant even count
Kid: shit up kiddo, fortnite is better
Pro gamer: if you hate mc why did you play it and join my world?
Kid: WHAAAAT , I DID NO JOIN
Pro gamer:you are rn, stfu , go back to ur fortnite
*pro gamer bans kid*
Kid's mind: bruh, can he just understand that minecraft is for kids , fortnite is way better

by BobukOnRoblok April 09, 2021

Minecraft Virgin

A minecraft virgin is still a chad but is not married snice he plays minecraft all day playing bed wars and skyblock.He is a good guy maybe has a youtube that has 1 or 2k subs.

Minecraft virgin: Hello minecraft chad,Want to beat up that minecraft kid?
Minecraft chad: yes virgin minecrafter.
*They beat up the minecraft kid*
Minecraft kid: OMG YOU HACK I HATE YOU WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa UUU HACKDER IOMGSW DW8QYRM TYOUeqzsucks 3iu

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by NotAexpert April 08, 2021

Minecraft Bee

According To all known Laws of Aviation there is no way a Minecraft Bee should be able to fly

Its blocky Shape looks too fat to fly

The Minecraft Bee of Course Flys anyway

Timmy: Bees
John: Minecraft Bee
Timmy: Wait What
*Minecraft Bee comes over*
*the Bee Rapes Timmy*
Timmy: *punches bee*
*whole Bee Colony Comes Over with the Mad Emoji Face
Timmy:O h s h i t.

by Cursed_Spoon September 15, 2019

Minecraft Java

the best version of minecraft, yet most people can't afford it.

Minecraft java is better than bedrock

by SIeepyB0i April 03, 2022

Minecraft kid

Those annoying kids on the bus or at school that play minecraft and recite lines from asdf

Jennifer: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Joey: "playing minecraft."
Jennifer: "ok. As long as you don't become a minecraft kid"

by Mintyporksoda February 02, 2019

sweating minecraft

When people don't take a shower for 2 weeks to play minecraft

Pancon has been sweating minecraft for 2 weeks

by Hypixle PVP December 16, 2017