Free Minecraft

The thing you search on google when you want to get a virus on your computer.

I downloaded free Minecraft and my computer stopped working.

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022

minecraft faggot

A 9 year old prick who plays competitive minecraft PVP and watches cringy minecraft youtubers and says KYS to everyone critizising him

Oh no, it's that cringy minecraft faggot

by HappyRobloxKid777 January 2, 2017

minecraft goat

goat goat goat

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by minecraftgoatttt August 18, 2021

Minecraft Java

the best version of minecraft, yet most people can't afford it.

Minecraft java is better than bedrock

by SIeepyB0i April 3, 2022

Minecraft Bee

According To all known Laws of Aviation there is no way a Minecraft Bee should be able to fly

Its blocky Shape looks too fat to fly

The Minecraft Bee of Course Flys anyway

Timmy: Bees
John: Minecraft Bee
Timmy: Wait What
*Minecraft Bee comes over*
*the Bee Rapes Timmy*
Timmy: *punches bee*
*whole Bee Colony Comes Over with the Mad Emoji Face
Timmy:O h s h i t.

by Cursed_Spoon September 15, 2019

Minecraft kid

Those annoying kids on the bus or at school that play minecraft and recite lines from asdf

Jennifer: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Joey: "playing minecraft."
Jennifer: "ok. As long as you don't become a minecraft kid"

by Mintyporksoda February 2, 2019

sweating minecraft

When people don't take a shower for 2 weeks to play minecraft

Pancon has been sweating minecraft for 2 weeks

by Hypixle PVP December 16, 2017