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Gash Mole

Gash Mole is a derogatory word use to define sluts (for the female) or dickheads (for the male).

For the female, it is when you see a girl that is so obviously a slut that you want to yell out 'show us your Gash you Mole" but instead you just use the less offensive, shortened warcry "Gashmole!"

For the male, it is when your friend is being such a pussy in certain situations that their head transforms into a giant vagina, you are forced to say "Gashmole!".
youve become the worst kind of Gash Mole
by CharlieLove777 <3 November 22, 2011
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Loose Gash

Available female(s) putting it 'out there'; loose woman/women; lady/ies wanting relations; chick(s) you can score easily
Was at the pub last night, loose gash was a-plenty!

Know where we can find some loose gash?
by drableg February 5, 2012
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gash chaser

Someone who is ridiculously on a gash, and will often leave their friends at a club for hours at a time in order to satisfy their urge for gash. They usually get what they want, but it's joke watching their methods.
Normal person to friend: look bruv, he's on a gash chase
Gash Chaser: **raves around looking at every chick there**
Normal: cringe
Gash Chaser: **gets off with chick**
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gashcard

An expletive term showing disdain towards an object or situation.

Routes: Gashcard is made up of the two English language words 'gash' and 'card'. Whilst gash can innocently mean a lasceration to a body part (such as can be obtained by placing your finger on a broken mirror in a nightclub) in this context it refers to the 'feminine area' between a ladies legs. The word card may refer to a folded piece of processed tree mash popularly distributed on occasions such as birthdays, christenings and the winter solstice.

Many believe that the word gashcard came into popular usage through the failed invention of the gashcard by Diners Card in 2001. This was a system developed for legal prostitues in New South Wales, Australia as an alternative to cash. The system simply involved a chip and pin machine being integrated into the vagina of prostitues. Although it was universally agreed that this was a safe and beneficially way for ladies of the night to receive their funds it was discarded after innitial focus groups felt that mutilation of the vagina was unethical. Concerns were also voiced as to whether the 'gashcard' machine may one day gain artificial intelligence and the project was scrapped due to fear that the 'robopussy' (slang) may one day become the worlds dominant race.

Today gashcard is commonly used to describe something unpleasant or 'sick'. However this is not sick meaning ill meaning bad meaning good. This is just sick.
1) 'What do you reckon to the new Bon Jovi album man?'
'Ahh mate, it's well gashcard'

2)'Sorry I can't make it out tonight'
'ahh man, that's gashcard'

3) 'I can't take any holiday for the next 4 months. It's proper gashcard'
by Chris Over March 3, 2008
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gash trash

Fred: I'm going for home on Wilma after the game tonight.

Barney: Don't do it bro. She's got the gash trash.
by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
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waste-gash

a way of describing typical chav music.
guy 1: did you hear that new song by n dubz

guy 2: no, is it good,

guy 1: hell to the no, its waste-gash
by Pendoo341 April 9, 2009
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gash

gash means girlgriend
by 67grey November 5, 2007
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