God

A woman

the only God I follow is a woman

by mercurydaughter November 4, 2018

God

God a nonce that spy at kids until they grow up.

to be honest he is just an worse version of Santa also has a little pp source is the bibel were Marie says that she did not feel anything when she got pregnant with jesus

God damn

by Psyedonym December 28, 2019

GOD

You.

You are god.

Notice me Senpai

Alex bell: GOD

by Dankkkkdadddyyyfetus’ April 30, 2020

God

The biggest joke since religion itself.

Oh my god. He’s god.

by Thatoneguywhoissomethinf November 16, 2021

God

god is just basically better than you

God is better than you

by Ur_mom_gay23 July 23, 2018

God

שֶׁלִי
אַבָּא

לִי; שיזניט קדוש זה אבא שלי
רגואל: לא זה אלוהים God

by shickhydrocutme October 29, 2020

God

something that may or may not exist and is being overwhelmed by millions of wishes every second, and just needs a break.

misinformed person: (asks god for everything on earth and help 24/7)
me: "Jeez dude give him a break"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021