Goblin's Taint

Used to refer how cold the temperature is outside, in an extreme way.

Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.

Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.

by jeff detty February 04, 2009

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Cheese Goblin

A person who uses a communal kitchen appliance or utensils and doesn't clean up after themselves. Name derived from the practice of using a sandwich toaster and leaving the melted cheese that oozes out all over the hotplate for the next person to scrape off.

"Looks like the cheese goblins were here last night - there is burnt cheese all over the sandwich toaster."

by EscF1 October 15, 2017

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bean goblin

A connoisseur of baked beans also has no friends.

"Do you have any beans?"
"nah i'll ask the bean goblin."

by ejrf;,da October 27, 2018

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Street Goblin

Usually a homeless person or a shady looking person who usually dwells on the street.

"That hanus looking street goblin kepps staring at my mother boobs"!

by DungMonkey June 06, 2011

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Goblin Angles

Similar to myspace angles, except much more hideous in real life and resembles an actual goblin. Subjects who utilize goblin angles are also prone to eating children, hanging out under bridges, and riddles.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see that chicas myspace? She is fine as hell.

Bro 2: Hellz yah bro! Chestbump!

Regular guy: Guys...have you seen her yet? Totally a gobbo. She's got the goblin angles goin like mad. Might as well call her Smeagol.

by SammyBee July 24, 2008

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