hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

Oti cereal

A delicious food (to some) usually served with yoghurt

Gracie: "my two favourite things are finnleys dick and oti cereal!"

by Finnking October 16, 2022

Sewer Cereal

When someone urinates and defecates into a toilet bowl and forces someone to else to consume all of it, it can be done in a sexual manner or involuntarily.

You better shut up before I give you a sewer cereal.

I made you a nice and fresh sewer cereal.

by Creamypenutbutter September 21, 2025

Cereal Friday

The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.

Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!

Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.

Alternate Example-

Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.

by AnOverweightStagBeetle May 5, 2018

cereal

person described by aucil as a "stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal," and "Not worth consuming and entertaining."

"Dude
What the fuck man
Every single fucking time
Without fail
Do you have anything to say?
You fuckin stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal
Not worth consuming and entertaining
Past your prime type cereal
Ugly"
quote from aucil

by CerealShip January 15, 2024

cereal bowled

When you eat cereal out of a girls vagina

Me: Can I borrow some milk?
Friend: Yea why?
Me: This girl is about to get cereal bowled.

by Morganhas September 12, 2016

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023