exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

by applejuice time January 9, 2018

exploding ovaries

Something Daniel Gillies said at the 2017 Originals SDCC pannel, it May also be the name of his next memoir.

Can also mean a terrible pain a girl is in while menstrating in the vaginal area.

Omfg I feel like I have exploding ovaries
Yo, are your ovaries exploding or something? You look like you are in hella pain.

by Skrrtskrrt May 3, 2018

Explodicated

Explosion Exploded Detonated

OH WOW MAHN, MY FLOWA EXPLODICATED INTO A BERD

by MaHmY October 5, 2018

Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.

Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten

by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018

explore the jungle

eat the ass of a hairy indian man

Person 1: YO meyn i'm gonna explore Ghandi's jungle in 40 minutes
Person 2: You gonna explore the jungle? Aight good luck my gnig, it's quite the Amazon down there

by kuhalko April 12, 2019

exployee

An ex, employee.

You have your employee and you had this exployee.

by redmamba April 13, 2019

Exploding Cigar

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.

Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.

by ArkySaw August 2, 2019