A cult dedicated to the most advanced animals, Aardvarks and frogs. It is the second most popular cult, after MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM (Which is an ally) It is theorized that the VP of Froggy Froggy raided the Monke Monke discord server, and was banned for 1 day. However, they patched things up and Monke Monke and Froggy Froggy are one of the most prestigious cult allies in history. Varky Varky was founded a few weeks after Froggy Froggy and merged soon after to create a mega-cult. Together, they have one of the largest member counts, and may even surpass Monke Monke soon. They have no other connections with other cults, although there are sub-cults, such as Prnty Prnty that have their own dedicated channels to worship in within the server. Froggy Froggy/Varky Varky members are known (and scientifically proven) to have higher IQ and lower cringe scores as well.
Did you hear about the new Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc. merch?
I know right! I bought 50 copies for my future humans!
I know right! I bought 50 copies for my future humans!
by froggy froggy overlord June 6, 2022
Get the Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc. mug.The corporate you is defined as talking to any employee as though they are the business as a whole. Example of the corporate you: "Excuse me, do you have any more of these in stock?"
It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
by GreyAtlasFinch January 23, 2021
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Working robots! Amazing fast tech! A step into the future that is so bright!
Advancement Corporation of Tomorrow.
Working robots! Amazing fast tech! A step into the future that is so bright!
Advancement Corporation of Tomorrow.
by Are you the future? September 8, 2021
Get the Advancement Corporation Of Tomorrow mug.(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.
Person 1:
Did you know it's June already?
Person 2:
When did you find out?
Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.
Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
Person 1:
Did you know it's June already?
Person 2:
When did you find out?
Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.
Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023
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by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
Get the Corporate mug.A corporation who thinks their policies are holy, almost a body of religion. Variation of Corpus Christi from Christianity.
by The worst English student January 21, 2022
Get the corporate christi mug.The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.
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Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
by el socio October 13, 2018
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