Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM

by Marcopion November 20, 2022

Coconut

A coconut is a terminology used to describe any person of colour who has become whitewashed in their behaviour and mentality by denouncing their own culture and taking on European culture and mentality.

The coconut symbolises a person being brown on the outside and white on the inside. This terminology was widely used in the United Kingdom by West Indians and Asians during the 1970s and 1990s, but has become less used as more people intermix.

Lenny Henry is such coconut, he always makes jokes at the expense of West Indian people just to entertain white people.

by BeccaOfKnowledge September 18, 2017

Coconut

Brown on the outside and white on the inside. An Indian/Asian that acts like a total prep.

Those coconuts over there need to figure their shit out. They need to learn to do things the right way, not the white way.

by Sacrilegious rebel shosty June 29, 2024

Coconut

The sexiest fruit ever. Also means woman’s breast.

Can I see your coconut?

by RiceCow December 17, 2017

coconut hair

It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them

Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts

by iamkeebler August 8, 2016

Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.

I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!

by ZachChapman September 15, 2019

coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut

I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough

by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022