Christmas Taco's

Pussy on christmas !!!!!

DAMMN I had Christmas Taco's last night

by Secret Asian Mannnn December 26, 2016

christmas coppin

When your shopping for christmas presents, you either steal things to give as gifts, or get things that are free to be given as gifts.

Jamal went christmas coppin for our stickers and clothes.

by muhammed barack duhbomba December 19, 2008

Christmas Crease

A Christmas Crease is found on summer clothing when you grab them out of the closet/draw in the New Year. This permanent looking crease is embedded in the clothing because they've been stored in the same spot for a period of time.

Bob shows up at work on a spring Monday morning with ruler-straight line across his chest on his shirt:

Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"

Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"

by Mtmtb April 13, 2010

christmas jingle

an annoying song related to the holidays that gets stuck in your head against your will.

my version of a popular christmas jingle:

Oh the weather outside is shitty,
and the heat's broke, what a pity,
and I dont see any po po
so smak a Ho smack a Ho smack a Ho!!!

by jacko113 December 16, 2010

whiskey christmas

When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.

You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!

by toadpalmer January 27, 2018

Jiminy Christmas

Another phrase for holy shit .

Jiminy Christmas that mouth never shuts up.

What about your mouth and what you are doing to my house ?
It fell on the fuckin floor. Jiminy Christmas!

by Maddogg radio April 29, 2022

Christmas Bumb

Any person and or pan handler asking for a handout like a bumb, but has to be wearing at least one type of holiday decoration like a santa hat.

The people who wear santa suits and collect change outside grocery stores are christmas bumbs.

by LMFAO420 December 15, 2010