Christmas Asswipe

Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.

"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"

by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018

Christmas Noob

A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.

"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"

by iAmNoobGod February 25, 2019

No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.

Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas

by Danny Torn November 11, 2019

Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing

i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!

by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019

Christmas Nudes

Nudes which are sent in the Christmas season. Send nudes to those who you didn’t buy presents for and spread the holiday cheer!

Person 1: “Did you get anything from Melanie this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah bro she sent me some Christmas nudes! Just what i always wanted”

by James1904 December 24, 2019

Christmas Sac

Soma and Lotus; Rock and Pressure.

A sack w/ methamphetamine, and loud.

A christmas sac @ 20/20 vision

by Tweak Station April 2, 2019

Christmas Cone

A christmas cone refers to sprinkling cocaine over a cone (weed bowl) as it looks like snow on a christmas tree.

Lad 1: 'Aye bro lets go esh up'
Lad 2: 'Oath cunt lets go rip some christmas cones'

by PinguThePenguin May 1, 2019