chat asthma

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.

Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann

by Fonzki November 28, 2013

Chatting Chud

When everything that someone says is a lie

Josh stop chatting Chud, there is no way you won that much money or played professional football or own that many houses

by BigCharlieAdam August 30, 2016

Chat Joke

A really dry dad joke.

"That was the worst chat joke that I have ever heard."

by Chiefton8823 October 31, 2018

Chat fucked

When your chat continues to talk for hours upon end and blowing your phone up like a terrorist with a galaxy s7 or a hooker.

God damn ifunny chat chat fucked me when I woke up to 1000 plus messages.

by lifestyIe July 10, 2018

Deadpooled the chat

To Deadpool the chat group is to leave a group so many times that Zucc’s Anti-bullying mechanism prevents you from being re-added resulting in an entire new chat group being set up to accommodate the individual

Mitch is such a numpty, he Deadpooled the chat group and now we have to set up a whole new one. Anyone remember who is in this JGC group?

by Jakarta Gentleman July 10, 2018

Tommy chat

To mildly exaggerate, amplify or alter a past chain of events or memory for the sake of re-telling the story to a wider audience

That sounds like tommy chat to me

by Jik Baloo August 28, 2018

max chat

What a cock womble says when they pretend they are busy.

i can't help at the moment, i'm at max chat.

by maxchatting September 23, 2018