National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day

A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.

Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?

by spookiespringles June 29, 2023

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Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

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Hai T. Bui

Famous doctor and gastrointestinal surgeon, none other than Nick Bui's father.

Hai T. Bui? Did he not buy the first Tesla in Australia?

by polyatail May 16, 2025

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buy some ribbon and some oils and-

18+

He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-

by Honeypuff March 11, 2023

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If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 02, 2023

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