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Alan

Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.

Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).

Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
Alan has a massive heart...
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
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Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man
"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"
by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022
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Alan hess

American author architectural.critic and lecturer. Hess is a strong advocate for preserving american mid century architecture
among his many books one which stands out is "googie-coffee shop architecture "although the googie movement became an archetypal nomenclature which eventually swept the united States in the 1950s it had it's origins in southern California primarily in the Los Angeles area. Hess features such emblematic examples of the genre by focusing on such late greats as 'tiny naylors' the pines and 'ships(never close) coffee shops. The ships on pico in la is briefly highlighted in the 1985 film"into the night" it has long since been demolished. Hess is Still the architectural critic for "the San Jose mercury news"
Alan hess features "panns diner"and "wichstands " patio in his book "googie-coffer shop architecture". Although panns in "ladera heights"is still a functioning diner. The building which housed wichstands patio at slauson and overhill has been repurposed
by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021
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alane

Nah she rude she swear all the time at anyone named falcon .
Alane be rude to falcon-
by Ashley YT June 23, 2021
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Alan Elterman

Amazing, smart, god

his kids will be amazing and he looks even better.
Loved forever and ever
Brittney elterman and Alan Elterman made beautiful kids named carter and ava
by BrittneyE. August 12, 2011
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Alan

My g
The bestest alien in the whole world.
Me: love you Alan
Alan: u 2
by Rubbishwilly November 14, 2019
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Alan

Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.
Alan is a bitch!
by Yugzy May 9, 2022
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