sneezy pineapple

A moist queef

Hannah had a long night of taking loads, so she has an especially sneezy pineapple this morning

by PineappleCult September 30, 2022

Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!

by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018

Mangled Pineapple

A woman’s vagina

I was up in her mangled pineapple

by Beckyac May 29, 2021

Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first

I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!

by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 28, 2019

pineapple puff

A hawaiian who is homosexual

That hawaiian is gay, he is a pineapple puff.

by mellogeek August 10, 2019

pizza on pineapple

it is the truly worst pizza, who would do this? answer- madmen.

dave is insane because he enjoys pizza on pineapple

by pizza_on_pineapple_is_gross May 14, 2023

pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.

Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.

by Eolerich April 01, 2018