I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

Derek

To "Derek" someone.
This is to argue someone into submission so that your request is granted quickly and with as little retaliation as possible

That supplier was looking for an outrageous price yesterday but I "Dereked" so its sorted now.

by TheHighPreist March 15, 2019

The Derek

A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.

man1: i sense a meat rider

man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see

by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022

derek begay

The gayest man you will ever meet

Someone: Bro, you're as gay as Derek Begay

You: No man, no one's as gay as Derek Begay

by nut_inspector December 18, 2021

Derek

Derek is a sweet caring intellectual gorgeous baby who has time for everyone's problems. He is very divine and has a thing for Aphrodite. The Gods think highly of him and as it were highly of his moral integrity. He is a one of a kind Man of God and seeks the truth. A boy who can sniff out lies and untruth, he will go Gangnam style on you in a minute. His Correct Cross is God approved and ready for life altering moments of victory. This boy is Michael Jordan and is a by God Always Was. His magic is a nonmagical non starter for he uses correction. This boy in space will let you keep his car and he will never forget the first time you kiss. He is Garden Savvy and the only drugs he takes comes from a pharmacy. (Usually) his family is under a curse but this boy eats that shit for breakfast. Go Go Derek. Keep the throne.

Don't fuck with Derek! Derek sees Red and prefers correction. Derek says Jesus is such a beautiful name! Derek will treat Aphrodite like a God should be, ( you know if she were a girl).

by Derek and Aphrodite September 15, 2022

Derek

literal daddy who is so hot and awesome and plays qb

Omg he’s such a Derek!!

by Lmao654 June 24, 2022

Derek Dailey

Derek Dailey is one of the hottest people you'll ever meet, he is absolutely stunning in the way he talks and walks. He doesn't like talking to most people, but if he talks to you, you are one of the luckiest people alive. Derek Dailey is a hottie with a killer body.

"Is that DEREK DAILEY walking by?"
"DEREK DAILEY is soooo hot!"

by Salamander Flop March 2, 2018